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  • Oct. 1st, 2010 at 1:09 AM
I totally top., yiff the what., say that again., I'd like to buy a vowel., next time., deep., you're all a bunch of communists., get into my white van., hey guys wut's shakin'., are you seriously this dumb?, well how about that., my name is., ode to a conductor., gtfo koutarou., SPIDER POISON., image., ROCKIN' OUT., how's the weather down there Sena., you keep doing that., so what you're saying is., sad guitarist in snow., perspective., o Koutarou u so big n strong., no way out., now., sighted., pride., exposition., I see youuuuuu., zz RAPIST FEET, harmonious., akin to greatness., standing tall., hey there., a capella about ten fucking love songs., spider senses tingling., my only friend., indecision., gay mcgayerpants., dot dot dot., ceiling Tetsuma?, NO MEANS NO., bitch this is my side of the tent., what do you mean "no lube"?, *fondles*, DAMN IT KOUTAROU., feeling my vibrations-- wait., you gonna get raped., riff., imma fuck me some football., TAKE THAT., considering., so you say., if I catch you I'm gonna fuck you., don't know when to quit., ping., OSHI., you're doing it wrong., suspicious., peripheral, the real thing., interesting., koutarou's an idiot., pimpuraba still tops., sigh., said the spider to the shouta., dunananananananana., rapist face on., sunshine on my shoulders., no I did not touch him there., fuu., prepare for battle., whut., through these eyes., guitarsexual., bitches best recognize., it doesn't matter., * Akaba RAEPS YOU, my life blood., Anezaki is a stalker?, tuning., *strums*, making space., what have I done., we got this., back off., I see what you did there., anything you can do., this is bullshit., retard...ando., too sexy for my shirt., can't be helped., unimpressed., uhuhuhuhu., making my mark., omg., wazzat., red-eyed ace., D flat minor chord TO YOUR FACE., ................, we're going to candyland?, level 83 male human inferno wizard.
Created: April 22, 2007

Dropped: September 3, 2007

Total Comments: 2,012

May. 30th, 2010

  • 12:20 PM
I totally top., yiff the what., say that again., I'd like to buy a vowel., next time., deep., you're all a bunch of communists., get into my white van., hey guys wut's shakin'., are you seriously this dumb?, well how about that., my name is., ode to a conductor., gtfo koutarou., SPIDER POISON., image., ROCKIN' OUT., how's the weather down there Sena., you keep doing that., so what you're saying is., sad guitarist in snow., perspective., o Koutarou u so big n strong., no way out., now., sighted., pride., exposition., I see youuuuuu., zz RAPIST FEET, harmonious., akin to greatness., standing tall., hey there., a capella about ten fucking love songs., spider senses tingling., my only friend., indecision., gay mcgayerpants., dot dot dot., ceiling Tetsuma?, NO MEANS NO., bitch this is my side of the tent., what do you mean "no lube"?, *fondles*, DAMN IT KOUTAROU., feeling my vibrations-- wait., you gonna get raped., riff., imma fuck me some football., TAKE THAT., considering., so you say., if I catch you I'm gonna fuck you., don't know when to quit., ping., OSHI., you're doing it wrong., suspicious., peripheral, the real thing., interesting., koutarou's an idiot., pimpuraba still tops., sigh., said the spider to the shouta., dunananananananana., rapist face on., sunshine on my shoulders., no I did not touch him there., fuu., prepare for battle., whut., through these eyes., guitarsexual., bitches best recognize., it doesn't matter., * Akaba RAEPS YOU, my life blood., Anezaki is a stalker?, tuning., *strums*, making space., what have I done., we got this., back off., I see what you did there., anything you can do., this is bullshit., retard...ando., too sexy for my shirt., can't be helped., unimpressed., uhuhuhuhu., making my mark., omg., wazzat., red-eyed ace., D flat minor chord TO YOUR FACE., ................, we're going to candyland?, level 83 male human inferno wizard.
Gonna stick this at the top of all my character's journals because it's a good idea to have. :Db comments are screened and IP logging off~

comparing our rhythms... )

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  • May. 31st, 2007 at 8:38 AM
I totally top., yiff the what., say that again., I'd like to buy a vowel., next time., deep., you're all a bunch of communists., get into my white van., hey guys wut's shakin'., are you seriously this dumb?, well how about that., my name is., ode to a conductor., gtfo koutarou., SPIDER POISON., image., ROCKIN' OUT., how's the weather down there Sena., you keep doing that., so what you're saying is., sad guitarist in snow., perspective., o Koutarou u so big n strong., no way out., now., sighted., pride., exposition., I see youuuuuu., zz RAPIST FEET, harmonious., akin to greatness., standing tall., hey there., a capella about ten fucking love songs., spider senses tingling., my only friend., indecision., gay mcgayerpants., dot dot dot., ceiling Tetsuma?, NO MEANS NO., bitch this is my side of the tent., what do you mean "no lube"?, *fondles*, DAMN IT KOUTAROU., feeling my vibrations-- wait., you gonna get raped., riff., imma fuck me some football., TAKE THAT., considering., so you say., if I catch you I'm gonna fuck you., don't know when to quit., ping., OSHI., you're doing it wrong., suspicious., peripheral, the real thing., interesting., koutarou's an idiot., pimpuraba still tops., sigh., said the spider to the shouta., dunananananananana., rapist face on., sunshine on my shoulders., no I did not touch him there., fuu., prepare for battle., whut., through these eyes., guitarsexual., bitches best recognize., it doesn't matter., * Akaba RAEPS YOU, my life blood., Anezaki is a stalker?, tuning., *strums*, making space., what have I done., we got this., back off., I see what you did there., anything you can do., this is bullshit., retard...ando., too sexy for my shirt., can't be helped., unimpressed., uhuhuhuhu., making my mark., omg., wazzat., red-eyed ace., D flat minor chord TO YOUR FACE., ................, we're going to candyland?, level 83 male human inferno wizard.
ganking from [info]acatisntfinetoo from over here~

Kairi ([info]paopuprincess): 22,530 comments (55.26%)
played since 2006-07-12 (324 days at 70 comments/day)

Anezaki Mamori ([info]mopsnbrooms): 11,782 comments (28.90%)
played since 2006-10-08 (236 days at 50 comments/day)

Izark Kia Tarj ([info]chosenprophecy): 4,693 comments (11.51%)
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[IC tent post ftw]

  • May. 8th, 2007 at 8:30 PM
I totally top., yiff the what., say that again., I'd like to buy a vowel., next time., deep., you're all a bunch of communists., get into my white van., hey guys wut's shakin'., are you seriously this dumb?, well how about that., my name is., ode to a conductor., gtfo koutarou., SPIDER POISON., image., ROCKIN' OUT., how's the weather down there Sena., you keep doing that., so what you're saying is., sad guitarist in snow., perspective., o Koutarou u so big n strong., no way out., now., sighted., pride., exposition., I see youuuuuu., zz RAPIST FEET, harmonious., akin to greatness., standing tall., hey there., a capella about ten fucking love songs., spider senses tingling., my only friend., indecision., gay mcgayerpants., dot dot dot., ceiling Tetsuma?, NO MEANS NO., bitch this is my side of the tent., what do you mean "no lube"?, *fondles*, DAMN IT KOUTAROU., feeling my vibrations-- wait., you gonna get raped., riff., imma fuck me some football., TAKE THAT., considering., so you say., if I catch you I'm gonna fuck you., don't know when to quit., ping., OSHI., you're doing it wrong., suspicious., peripheral, the real thing., interesting., koutarou's an idiot., pimpuraba still tops., sigh., said the spider to the shouta., dunananananananana., rapist face on., sunshine on my shoulders., no I did not touch him there., fuu., prepare for battle., whut., through these eyes., guitarsexual., bitches best recognize., it doesn't matter., * Akaba RAEPS YOU, my life blood., Anezaki is a stalker?, tuning., *strums*, making space., what have I done., we got this., back off., I see what you did there., anything you can do., this is bullshit., retard...ando., too sexy for my shirt., can't be helped., unimpressed., uhuhuhuhu., making my mark., omg., wazzat., red-eyed ace., D flat minor chord TO YOUR FACE., ................, we're going to candyland?, level 83 male human inferno wizard.
[--wait, what woke me?]

[CFUW 47] locked to Musashi and Dee

  • May. 3rd, 2007 at 2:35 PM
I totally top., yiff the what., say that again., I'd like to buy a vowel., next time., deep., you're all a bunch of communists., get into my white van., hey guys wut's shakin'., are you seriously this dumb?, well how about that., my name is., ode to a conductor., gtfo koutarou., SPIDER POISON., image., ROCKIN' OUT., how's the weather down there Sena., you keep doing that., so what you're saying is., sad guitarist in snow., perspective., o Koutarou u so big n strong., no way out., now., sighted., pride., exposition., I see youuuuuu., zz RAPIST FEET, harmonious., akin to greatness., standing tall., hey there., a capella about ten fucking love songs., spider senses tingling., my only friend., indecision., gay mcgayerpants., dot dot dot., ceiling Tetsuma?, NO MEANS NO., bitch this is my side of the tent., what do you mean "no lube"?, *fondles*, DAMN IT KOUTAROU., feeling my vibrations-- wait., you gonna get raped., riff., imma fuck me some football., TAKE THAT., considering., so you say., if I catch you I'm gonna fuck you., don't know when to quit., ping., OSHI., you're doing it wrong., suspicious., peripheral, the real thing., interesting., koutarou's an idiot., pimpuraba still tops., sigh., said the spider to the shouta., dunananananananana., rapist face on., sunshine on my shoulders., no I did not touch him there., fuu., prepare for battle., whut., through these eyes., guitarsexual., bitches best recognize., it doesn't matter., * Akaba RAEPS YOU, my life blood., Anezaki is a stalker?, tuning., *strums*, making space., what have I done., we got this., back off., I see what you did there., anything you can do., this is bullshit., retard...ando., too sexy for my shirt., can't be helped., unimpressed., uhuhuhuhu., making my mark., omg., wazzat., red-eyed ace., D flat minor chord TO YOUR FACE., ................, we're going to candyland?, level 83 male human inferno wizard.
Is there any way we can convince you to change your vote?

Permission and Stats

  • Apr. 22nd, 2007 at 2:26 AM
I totally top., yiff the what., say that again., I'd like to buy a vowel., next time., deep., you're all a bunch of communists., get into my white van., hey guys wut's shakin'., are you seriously this dumb?, well how about that., my name is., ode to a conductor., gtfo koutarou., SPIDER POISON., image., ROCKIN' OUT., how's the weather down there Sena., you keep doing that., so what you're saying is., sad guitarist in snow., perspective., o Koutarou u so big n strong., no way out., now., sighted., pride., exposition., I see youuuuuu., zz RAPIST FEET, harmonious., akin to greatness., standing tall., hey there., a capella about ten fucking love songs., spider senses tingling., my only friend., indecision., gay mcgayerpants., dot dot dot., ceiling Tetsuma?, NO MEANS NO., bitch this is my side of the tent., what do you mean "no lube"?, *fondles*, DAMN IT KOUTAROU., feeling my vibrations-- wait., you gonna get raped., riff., imma fuck me some football., TAKE THAT., considering., so you say., if I catch you I'm gonna fuck you., don't know when to quit., ping., OSHI., you're doing it wrong., suspicious., peripheral, the real thing., interesting., koutarou's an idiot., pimpuraba still tops., sigh., said the spider to the shouta., dunananananananana., rapist face on., sunshine on my shoulders., no I did not touch him there., fuu., prepare for battle., whut., through these eyes., guitarsexual., bitches best recognize., it doesn't matter., * Akaba RAEPS YOU, my life blood., Anezaki is a stalker?, tuning., *strums*, making space., what have I done., we got this., back off., I see what you did there., anything you can do., this is bullshit., retard...ando., too sexy for my shirt., can't be helped., unimpressed., uhuhuhuhu., making my mark., omg., wazzat., red-eyed ace., D flat minor chord TO YOUR FACE., ................, we're going to candyland?, level 83 male human inferno wizard.
Age: 17
Birthday: September 21st
Height: 174 cm (~5'8.5")
Weight: 64 kg (141 pounds)
Blood type: A
Eyes: Brown, but wears red contacts
Hair: Red
Physical traits: A-always carries his guitar with him??
Medical Info: Damn healthy and buff, b-but skinny?

What's Okay To Mention Around Her: Pretty much anything! As Akaba and Koutarou are the farthest along in the ES21 canon, they would know things that the others wouldn't.
Mentionable IC: See above~
Abilities: SUPER MAD GUITAR SKILLZ. and. pretty much anything related to football. Is able to throw off large opponents with little to no effort using his "Spider Poison" technique. His position as Fullback and Lineman make his strong and fast. He's also very intelligent, resourceful, and quick-thinking.
Notes for the Psychics: Regular ol' human here. May or may not be obsessed with music, uh.
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO SPIT AT HIM OR THE GUITAR. THAT MEANS YOU KOUTAROU. But anything else is up for discussion! Bando is the comic relief of ES21 so anything funny would be AWESOME.
Maim/Murder/Death: --this one's a little more touchy! While Akaba can be serious, death and dying are a little too serious for him. XD;; Ping me if you want, though. I'm up for anything.
Cooking: I'm thinking he might since he has a little sister back home. Simple stuff, nothing fancy.
Kissing/Hugging: ...I honestly can't imagine anyone kissing the retard. O_o

App Pooooooost

  • Apr. 22nd, 2007 at 1:57 AM
I totally top., yiff the what., say that again., I'd like to buy a vowel., next time., deep., you're all a bunch of communists., get into my white van., hey guys wut's shakin'., are you seriously this dumb?, well how about that., my name is., ode to a conductor., gtfo koutarou., SPIDER POISON., image., ROCKIN' OUT., how's the weather down there Sena., you keep doing that., so what you're saying is., sad guitarist in snow., perspective., o Koutarou u so big n strong., no way out., now., sighted., pride., exposition., I see youuuuuu., zz RAPIST FEET, harmonious., akin to greatness., standing tall., hey there., a capella about ten fucking love songs., spider senses tingling., my only friend., indecision., gay mcgayerpants., dot dot dot., ceiling Tetsuma?, NO MEANS NO., bitch this is my side of the tent., what do you mean "no lube"?, *fondles*, DAMN IT KOUTAROU., feeling my vibrations-- wait., you gonna get raped., riff., imma fuck me some football., TAKE THAT., considering., so you say., if I catch you I'm gonna fuck you., don't know when to quit., ping., OSHI., you're doing it wrong., suspicious., peripheral, the real thing., interesting., koutarou's an idiot., pimpuraba still tops., sigh., said the spider to the shouta., dunananananananana., rapist face on., sunshine on my shoulders., no I did not touch him there., fuu., prepare for battle., whut., through these eyes., guitarsexual., bitches best recognize., it doesn't matter., * Akaba RAEPS YOU, my life blood., Anezaki is a stalker?, tuning., *strums*, making space., what have I done., we got this., back off., I see what you did there., anything you can do., this is bullshit., retard...ando., too sexy for my shirt., can't be helped., unimpressed., uhuhuhuhu., making my mark., omg., wazzat., red-eyed ace., D flat minor chord TO YOUR FACE., ................, we're going to candyland?, level 83 male human inferno wizard.
Character: Akaba Hayato
Series: Eyeshield 21
Age: 17

Canon: Eyeshield 21 is That Damn Sports Manga where everyone is obsessed with American Football and becoming the best team in Japan. Enter the Bando Spiders! Blatantly plagiarising the red-and-blue Spider-Man outfit for their uniforms, this team of high-schoolers is different from the rest. Known as a "kick team," Bando specializes on using kicking as their main play and are viewed as an underdog team because of it. However with their key players, Sasaki Koutarou and Akaba Hayato, Bando aims to prove itself a formidable opponent. That is, if the key players would stop fighting. The tournament is in for some fun time, kiddies!

Known as "The Red-Eyed Ace," last year's Tokyo Most Valuable Player, and originally believed to be the original Eyeshield 21, Akaba Hayato has the skills to be the best and the confidence to back it up. He's also a complete retard and compares everything to music. While he may gripe and criticize everything, it doesn't really matter because you can't understand what he says anyway. Fiercely devoted to both his team and to music, Akaba never does anything halfway. Going all out for his team is not just something he chooses, it's something he believes in. Cool, calm, and collected, Akaba is a natural born leader with his sights on the top, doing whatever he can to make sure he wins.

But he will cut a bitch if anyone touches his precious guitar. >:(!!



Sample Entry:

Madam Sayre, your camp is dischordant.

Not only is your establishment out of tune with the surrounding environment, but the wildlife seem to have gone amok. While it would normally cause alarm to see chipmunks singing, I cannot deny the fact that they are quite harmonious. I hadn't thought songs about hoola-hoops, witch doctors, and rock and roll would be as entertaining as they were. And while I enjoy the color red, I'm afraid I'll have to return the shirt they gave me. The letter "A" on the front does not match the dynamics of my ensemble. Perhaps you should look into cultivating their artistic talent. Just as the sun rises in the east over the swamp, so too does the melody of the woodland animals bring serenity to the tune of life.

-- I do not appreciate the blank looks from the . . . people you have housed here in the swamp. Clearly their inner sense of music and mine are not compatible at all. The constant drone of "brains" would be more suited for a fugue, not the baroque style they're currently using. They should see about getting that fixed.

As I was saying before my intermezzo was interrupted, the use of music would greatly improve the dissonance of your facility. I have not seen any form of encouragement from the staff you've hired as counselors. You don't even have any sort of music hall. I simply cannot let this pass, Madam Director. Using the falsetto tones of the accompanying chipmunks, I will now give a concerto in D Flat major to demonstrate what is sorely lacking from this place.

. . .

If you do not call off your monotoned troupe and have them release my guitar, I'm afraid there will be an encore performance involving much more than kicking.


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