Character: Akaba Hayato
Series: Eyeshield 21
Age: 17

Canon: Eyeshield 21 is That Damn Sports Manga where everyone is obsessed with American Football and becoming the best team in Japan. Enter the Bando Spiders! Blatantly plagiarising the red-and-blue Spider-Man outfit for their uniforms, this team of high-schoolers is different from the rest. Known as a "kick team," Bando specializes on using kicking as their main play and are viewed as an underdog team because of it. However with their key players, Sasaki Koutarou and Akaba Hayato, Bando aims to prove itself a formidable opponent. That is, if the key players would stop fighting. The tournament is in for some fun time, kiddies!

Known as "The Red-Eyed Ace," last year's Tokyo Most Valuable Player, and originally believed to be the original Eyeshield 21, Akaba Hayato has the skills to be the best and the confidence to back it up. He's also a complete retard and compares everything to music. While he may gripe and criticize everything, it doesn't really matter because you can't understand what he says anyway. Fiercely devoted to both his team and to music, Akaba never does anything halfway. Going all out for his team is not just something he chooses, it's something he believes in. Cool, calm, and collected, Akaba is a natural born leader with his sights on the top, doing whatever he can to make sure he wins.

But he will cut a bitch if anyone touches his precious guitar. >:(!!


Sample Entry:

Madam Sayre, your camp is dischordant.

Not only is your establishment out of tune with the surrounding environment, but the wildlife seem to have gone amok. While it would normally cause alarm to see chipmunks singing, I cannot deny the fact that they are quite harmonious. I hadn't thought songs about hoola-hoops, witch doctors, and rock and roll would be as entertaining as they were. And while I enjoy the color red, I'm afraid I'll have to return the shirt they gave me. The letter "A" on the front does not match the dynamics of my ensemble. Perhaps you should look into cultivating their artistic talent. Just as the sun rises in the east over the swamp, so too does the melody of the woodland animals bring serenity to the tune of life.

-- I do not appreciate the blank looks from the . . . people you have housed here in the swamp. Clearly their inner sense of music and mine are not compatible at all. The constant drone of "brains" would be more suited for a fugue, not the baroque style they're currently using. They should see about getting that fixed.

As I was saying before my intermezzo was interrupted, the use of music would greatly improve the dissonance of your facility. I have not seen any form of encouragement from the staff you've hired as counselors. You don't even have any sort of music hall. I simply cannot let this pass, Madam Director. Using the falsetto tones of the accompanying chipmunks, I will now give a concerto in D Flat major to demonstrate what is sorely lacking from this place.

. . .

If you do not call off your monotoned troupe and have them release my guitar, I'm afraid there will be an encore performance involving much more than kicking.


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